A Prayer for Final Exams

The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not flunk; He keeps me from lying down when I should be studying. He leads me beside the refrigerator for a study break. He restores my faith in study habits for my grade’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of borderline grades, I will not have a nervous breakdown, for You are with me. My prayers, my family and my friends, they comfort me. You give me answers in moments of blankness, You anoint my head with understanding, my test runs over with questions I recognize. Surely passing grades and flying colors shall follow me all the days of my examination, and I shall not have to dwell in this college forever. AMEN!!!

– Anonymous